Some Amusing Internet Quotes To Make You Smile
Posted July 4th, 2009
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A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. ~Robert Brault
The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray
Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. ~Guy Almes
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~Scott Adams
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. ~Author Unknown
No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t. ~Don Rittner
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. ~Esther Dyson
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~Rob Stampfli
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~Penn Jillett
One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data. ~Jared Sandberg
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-Ummgumma
July 4th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
You forgot
Remember, 90 percent of the Internet is crap. It’s that other 10 percent that makes it all worthwhile
-Ummgumma
Robin Bal
July 5th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Yeah, thats another good one
. Thanks for sharing.
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July 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
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