Netalot

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. ~Robert Brault

The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. ~Guy Almes

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~Scott Adams

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. ~Author Unknown

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t. ~Don Rittner

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. ~Esther Dyson

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~Rob Stampfli

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~Penn Jillett

One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data. ~Jared Sandberg

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