Netalot

“There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t true.” Ian Hart

“Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks”

“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.” Mitchell Kapor

“While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our “CONFIG.SYS” settings.” Dave Barry

“Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life” Andrew Brown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” Emo Philips

“What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a ‘modem’, can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo” Dave Barry

“Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.” Paul Carvel

“The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.” Bill Gates

“The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.” Eric Schmidt

“On the Internet, Nobody Knows You’re a Dog.” Peter Steine

“Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts”

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