Netalot

“There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t true.” Ian Hart

“Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks”

“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.” Mitchell Kapor

“While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our “CONFIG.SYS” settings.” Dave Barry
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This awesome pie chart is from Graphjam

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. ~Robert Brault

The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. ~Guy Almes

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~Scott Adams

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. ~Author Unknown

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